Re: Ruby Tuesday
So, I sent an Open Letter to Ruby Tuesday via their website where they ask for feedback. They responded in a surprisingly fast 12 hours.
*I changed his phone number in a brief (and fleeting) moment of consciousness.
Soooo, what do ya’ll think? Should I call? And if so, what should I say to him? I feel like “voice to voice” is super awk. Please feel free to leave thoughts/potential questions/name-calling suggestions in the comments section.
Kthxbai,
Snarkster
















3 comments
You tell Sam Hernandez that you want some free burgers for you and ALL your friends (what can I say? those commercials make me drool.)
Definitely reply and say
“Dear Sam,
If you insist, I will agree to speak in tongues. But first, i demand 6 free dinner coupons and one ‘Awesome Blossom’ from the far superior Chili’s restaurant be delivered to the following PO Box address. You have 24 hours.”
I think you should set up a monkey mail with what you want to say and hold the phone up to the computer. That way he’ll think that you’re a super-smart chimp, or AI like dunder-mifflin infinity.
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