Oh, you Crazians …

This is either amazingly gross or grossly amazing.

I know ya’ll have been watching the Olympics. I’ve been sleep deprived from staying up to watch all the events since the interwebs and the elevator in my office spoil all the results before I can watch them broadcast in primetime (a day late). Since I never sleep, its really no biggie, but I’m not used to having more than a couple of night owls burning the midnight (or 3 AM) oil with me. Unfortunately, now most of my friends are finding themselves nodding off at their desks because they’re not used to the nocturnal lifestyle.

Good thing Slate just did a piece on snacks that will help keep us awake — mostly with the help of caffeine: What’s The Buzz?

I don’t really need snacks to stay awake because I’m used to running on no sleep. Wheeee! Probs bc I’m Asian. And if we can glean anything from the Olympics, it’s that those Asians are caaahhraaaazzzyyy. I mean, if you saw the opening ceremonies you know what I mean. From the lip-synching little girl to the moveable type thing to the guy with the torch running in the air … that shit was trippy.

Crazian = crazy asian. Not to be confused with craisin. Yea, you know who you are.

Crazy asians do not equal dried cranberries.

Umm, so that first picture came from this awesome article from WebUrbanist:

15 of the Strangest Themed Restaurants: From Buns and Guns to Cannabalistic Sushi

Although not all of them are in Asia, the awesome ones are. (See: Cannabilistic Sushi, Modern Toliet and Hobbit House)

Whatdya think? Themed restaurants: so bad they’re good or just plain bad?