Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

by Snarky Chef

OK, so you can’t bitch to him about your sig other but he can get your bro soda in under 2 minutes, which prevents you from becoming the filling in a sweaty douchebag sandwich while you frantically wave air-traffic controller style at the bartender just to get his attention.

Howevs, for $200k, can’t they teach him how to make me a vodka soda?

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